While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really
queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in
Nigeria .
I've reproduced some of them with loctions..
Here goes::.
· Jesus Of God Mission
( Imo
State )
· God's
Mennonite Church
· Guided
Missiles Church
· JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
· Healing Has Begun Ministry
· God's Own Ministry
· The True Assemblies of God Church
(don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we
know) :D
· Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
· Huricane Miracle Ministry
· Healing Tsunami Ministry
· Satan in Trouble Ministry
· Fire for Fire Ministry
·
Guided Missiles
Church === saw this one myself here in
Lagos .
· My guess is they're affiliated
with NATO :D
· FIST OF FURY (NTA road,
Port Harcourt )
· Run For Your Life Ministry === my
favorite! :D :D :D
Here's the sign for
Run for your life chapel
· The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
· Jesus Heal Ministry
· Face to face ministry
· Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
· Liquid Fire Ministries (
Suleja , Niger
State)
· By fire By Fire Ministry
· HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
· David Killed Goliath Ministry (
Kaduna )
· House of Jehova's Padawans
(TransAmadi, PH)
· JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL
MINISTRY
· OPM - Other people's money (PH)
· God in action ministries
· Moving mountain gospel church
· MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH
OF GOD
· Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah
(Lamgasa)
· Power Foundation Ministries,
Aba . === The pastor's
maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D
· HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (
Abuja )
· HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
· JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (
Benin )
=== for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this
one with the err... the "F" word :D
· Devil go hear am
Jesus Ministry
· Accredited
Church of God
· Chukwudi & Son evangelical
ministry, Aba
=== (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D
· Power pass power church of the
mountain ministry incorporated
· Ministry Of The Naked Wire -
Bayelsa
State
·
LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
And here's the sign
for Laboratory Church of God
· Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here
ministries -
Benin
· God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get
power" :D
· Fire burn ministries
· JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE
RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
· Happy Go Lucky Church of God
Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
· Old time religion ministry
· Strong Hand of God ministry
· Best Spot In The
Land of
God Church - Apapa.
· Trigger happy ministry.
Motto- always firing the devil
·
KASABUBU CHURCH
OF GOD - Ibadan
· Jesus knows his children ministry
- Benin
· SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
· Perfect Christianity Ministry
· Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
Elshaddai shall not
die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz
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